Men's Angel Skater T-Shirt

 

Once in Japan I was skateboarding down a hill in the neighborhood I lived in.  I was ripping it up and going really fast.

 

The only problem was that in Japan, the drainage systems run across the entire road and they were just about the same size as the trucks on my board. 

 

I survived the first few, but eventually hit one where my truck got stuck, the skate board stopped, and I went flying over the front and landed on my head.  I came to and some little old Japanese woman was frantically trying to help me up and saying all kinds of words I didn't understand.

 

I was living there illegally, so I decided to skip the hospital, which I'm sure she was suggesting I go to, and instead just ice the bump on forehead with a cold whiskey bottle I had in the freezer. 

 

I'm just glad I didn't become an angel skater that day.  Wear your brain buckets if you know what's good for you!