Wearing this shirt is a premptive strike for nagging. When anyone comes around who thinks that you are not contributing to society, you can kindly refer them to the shirt.
I've made no promises, there should be no expectations of me. I'm useless.
Then they'll leave you alone and you can go back to sapping the world of precious oxygen, and generally making everyone around you dumber.
Vintage White 100% Cotton Tee with Super Sweet Reverse Black Print Inside the Shirt