You will never lose your beer again, and you can tell your beer that it's band is cooler than Lance Armstrong's and is for an equally important cause, your drunkenness.
They come in drunk expressions, like "wasted" "bombed" or "sauced" and personalities like, "tease" "bed wetter" or "egomaniac", and Personalities like Bed Wetter, Wimp, and Sex Addict... or just in various colors that simply say MINE!
One Dozen Super Sweet Assorted Beer Bands