If you believe that Hans Solo in fact did draw on Guido the Bounty Hunter un-provoked, like the rapscallion that he is, you should have one of these space gun shaped LED key rings that has a super cool space gun noise...
If you have no idea what I am talking about, you shoul be proud of yourself... you're not a nerd.
Super Sweet Space Gun Key Ring with Super Bright LED and Space Gun Noise